Thursday, June 30, 2011
Sunday, June 19, 2011
To Daddy-boy,
That twinkle in our eyes
The tiny little freckles
And even our thick thighs,
The way we look, the things we like
Almost everything we do
You have a way of making things great
Just by being you.
A little boy who loves baseball
And watching sports on TV
Being Peter Pan & Captain Hook
I love when you play with me.
A girl with a ghetto booty
Kissing "the prince" while asleep
Loves cuddles and back scratches
When she is sad, tired, and weeps.
For all the Superman tucks at night
The piggy-back rids to bed,
Saying "delicious" in our funny way
And taking airplane bites when fed.
We love you so much Daddy
In ways we cannot show
Our faces light up when we see you
We hope that helps you know.
You are a great example
Of being helpful, honest, and kind,
We want to be just like you
There is no doubt in our mind.
To the greatest guy in town
Have a Happy Father's Day,
We are so glad you're our Daddy
We love you in every way!
The tiny little freckles
And even our thick thighs,
The way we look, the things we like
Almost everything we do
You have a way of making things great
Just by being you.
A little boy who loves baseball
And watching sports on TV
Being Peter Pan & Captain Hook
I love when you play with me.
A girl with a ghetto booty
Kissing "the prince" while asleep
Loves cuddles and back scratches
When she is sad, tired, and weeps.
For all the Superman tucks at night
The piggy-back rids to bed,
Saying "delicious" in our funny way
And taking airplane bites when fed.
We love you so much Daddy
In ways we cannot show
Our faces light up when we see you
We hope that helps you know.
You are a great example
Of being helpful, honest, and kind,
We want to be just like you
There is no doubt in our mind.
To the greatest guy in town
Have a Happy Father's Day,
We are so glad you're our Daddy
We love you in every way!
Tuesday, June 7, 2011
Tantrums.
I think I might have to rank June-bug #1 at throwing the best tantrums ever! It can be annoying but for some reason it is so hilarious many times. Brace yourself for:
June Koch's Top 3 Tantrums.
- The poop protest. We were walking out the door to go to church (which is a process in and of itself: Adam leaves early for meetings, I get kids ready, get self ready, get snacks, activities to keep kids reverent, etc.) when June says "I have to go poop!" Fine, I thought, now she won't have to go while we are at church. So she finished up, I wiped her, then the tantrum began. It went something like this: kicking, screaming, rolling on the bathroom floor, yelling repeatedly: "I wanna wipe my poops!" Windows were open, neighbors were home. I put her skirt back on, carried her to the car and she continued to scream "I wanna wipe my poops!" I am such a mean mom for not letting my two year old wipe herself. Oh wait, I tried that once and decided never again!
- Homeless man steals donuts. I went to the drive-thru pharmacy to pick up a prescription for the kids. As I was waiting for the pharmacist to hand over the meds this homeless man walked up between the wall of the drive-thru and my car, totally scaring me. He asked for money, I had none. So I handed him some left-over donuts we had in the car from Charlie's birthday that morning. June flipped! As the man walked away June started thrashing in her car seat "NOoooooo! MY DONUTS! DON'T TAKE MY DONUTS!" I quickly rolled up the windows, laughing inside. Sorry June-bug, I don't expect you to "get it" but I promise you that was the right thing to do.
- Naked in Target. While shopping at Target June grabbed a bag of chips. I told her to put them back... she refused so I put them back for her. Cue tantrum. She was so angry. As she stood there in the back of the shopping cart she was so filled with anger that she did not know what to do with herself. She decided to take her shoes off and chuck them across the store. I know she just wanted a reaction from me so I ignored it and kept walking. I felt so calm, like: oh well, there go your shoes! June got really ticked because I kept ignoring her tantrum so she decided to rip off her skirt and undies... trying to get naked in Target. She out-smarted me... I reacted. That little rascal.
Sunday, June 5, 2011
Memorial Day Track Meet & Picnic.
Charlie racing. This picture is deceiving because seconds before it was taken Char was crying because he did not want to loose the race and seconds after it was taken he cried because he was not the winner! Valiant effort though. Life is not about whether you win or loose, it's how you run the race, right?!
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